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Retirement Plaque - Design 7The alarm is off. The boss is gone. The work ethic? Officially buried. Officially Retired No Alarms, No Bosses. Here Lies s Work Ethic is the ultimate tribute to a career well done and a retirement even better. This design features the retired legend kicking back in a Hawaiian shirt with a fishing rod, golf club, and cold beer close by. The crossbones at the bottom say it all R. I. P. to early starts. Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, baches, or
The alarm is off. The boss is gone. The work ethic? Officially buried.
“Officially Retired – No Alarms, No Bosses. Here Lies ’s Work Ethic” is the ultimate tribute to a career well done… and a retirement even better.
This design features the retired legend kicking back in a Hawaiian shirt with a fishing rod, golf club, and cold beer close by. The crossbones at the bottom say it all — R.I.P. to early starts.
Perfect for man caves, sheds, garages, baches, or as the standout gag gift at any retirement party.
Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.
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- Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
- Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look [Name]
Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want the Hawaiian shirt in his favourite team colours? We can customise the paint colours to suit him perfectly.
Personalise it: We’ll swap [NAME] for the retiree’s name and adjust the years “1978 – 2024” to match his actual working years. No extra charge.
Product Details:
- Size: 380mm diameter round
- Design: V-carved circle with fishing/golf/beer scene + personalised epitaph text
- Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
- Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
- Fully Customisable: Colours, name, years, and wording all tailored to your retiree
How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us with the name and years of service you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.
Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.
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★★★★★ 5
Wonderful Wicked Fantasy
Format: Kindle
Kiss The Fae (Dark Fables :Vicious Faeries Book 1) - Natalia Jaster
I originally read this book before the edited version bumping this to a more yummy book with Adult content and it was well worth the wait.
Nadia Jaster has become one of my favorite authors and I have read all her books some of them twice.
The beautiful descriptions and almost poetic world and character building drew me in and immersed me in this fantasy realm.
Lark is a female who I adore, actually all three “sisters” are amazing in their own way. Lark is adventurous , a free spirit who embraces her sexuality and freedom like a crown. Lark is summoned to Faerie and ends up in the court of the sexy and pretty (her favorite kind) Cerulean, Lord of the Sky (and whom she had met and rescued 9 years ago when they were both youngsters)
Cerulean rules the wind and sky and must have Lark solve a difficult task to gain her freedom. It is hard not to fall in love with the beautiful Fae who speaks in wicked riddles that are both enticing as well as seducing.
The two are a wonderful pair whose slow burn love builds enticingly throughout the book. Once those flames are built their relationship is magical and guaranteed to melt many panties. Their love and heated scenes are written beautifully. Many circumstances pulled at my heartstrings as well as humor, excitement, danger, loyalty, adventure and romance with a big dreamy “Sigh”.
The lore of the Faeries is traditional in many details as well as original and unique storylines.
The first book of the series is a phenomenal and enchanting start you will not want to leave.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2022
★★★★★ 5
Fabulously Sexy with Serious Story Depth
Format: Kindle
Cerulean is incredibly yummy, and Jaster writes sex like nobody’s business. But the real highlight of the tale is what she always manages to do: make the story actually mean something.
There are themes revolving around animal rights, how devastating animal cruelty is, racial division and derision, how important change can be in a society that thinks it has it all figured out, and how the smallest pebble tossed into the pond can create lasting ripple effects that change everything.
I love this author, I love her poetry of imagination, I love her sassy, witty characters, her dark heroes, and her ability to write characters that recognize when they’ve been wrong, even if it takes them a while to figure it out.
This book was captivating to the last word. Completely enchanting, as a book about the Fae only ever should be.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2020
★★★★★ 4
i want to give this a 5 star BUT...
Format: Paperback
So, it took almost a month to get this series delivered, which is fine. I was just super excited to start it. But right when I got them and started to read the first book (KISS THE FAE) the first page fell out, then the 3rd page, and I had to tape the binding on either end just so no more pages fell out...that being said. THE BOOK IS PHENOMENAL!!!!! The story line *chefs kiss* the details and the overall descriptive nature of her writing style *chefs kiss*! I am in love with the story (so far) and after 2 days I am near the end of book 1. I am highly anticipating the remainder of this series. But I just wish I could give it 5 stars (for the mere fact the pages were falling out, I gave it a 4 star) BUT DEFINITELY READ THIS SERIES - SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Fallen Angels, fae, vampires, oh my!
Format: Kindle
Rating: 4.5 | Spice: 2 (but a good slow-burn)
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Main Characters: Huntyr and Wolf
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I couldn’t wait to read this book; there was so much hype about it! And there was no doubt why. I fell in love with the characters and the plot itself. This book is mainly plot driven more than friction driven but it’s easy to follow along with. The characters are fun, easily understood. The main setting is at an academy where both the main characters are going through trials and building strength for the final test, The Transcendent. There are fantastic side characters as well. I loved the camaraderie between Huntyr and her friends. But we don’t like Lanson. 😆
We do have some plot twists that come into play throughout the book. Secrets and betrayal to be seen. I did adore Wolf and Huntyr’s relationship. It was a classic slow burn trope. They didn’t hit it off fast, but in time their feelings grew. I loved their banter, so sexy. Wolf is your next book boyfriend; Huntyr is your next vampire assassin independent bad-a*s female. Themes include loyalty, trust, self-discovery, a true slow burn romance. Side note: book ends on a angsty cliffhanger!
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Emily, thank you for writing this awesome novel and I cannot wait to devour Book 2, Blood So Brutal! 😍
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Happy reading, my lovelies! xo
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2024
★★★★★ 4
“My heart bows to you and you only, Huntress.”
Format: Kindle
3.5 🌟
This book popped up in my KU recommended reading suggestions and the synopsis sounded like what I was in the mood for. I'm so glad I took a chance on it. I went into this knowing absolutely nothing about it and ended up really liking it. I love when this happens.
The main characters are likeable and I easily found myself rooting for them. There is a mystery element to each of their backstories that I enjoyed watching unfold and can't wait to get more of. Wolf, in particular, has me fixated. Love him.
I found this to be an entertaining, addictive read with a plot that moves along at a good pace. It reads so easily I found myself very reluctant to put it down. Lots of twists and turns and the angst is there. A good set up for the next book to come, for sure.
My issues with this book....the dialogue feels a bit juvenile at times and there is a repetitive over use of a particular word phrasing that I found myself giving the ole eye-roll to. There are, without a doubt, some pretty cliche moments that gave me a bit of the cringe. I think this could've certainly 100% benefited from more depth regarding the world building. Perhaps the world building was sacrificed to keep the pacing quick? Just a guess. Also, the lack of consistency of character for the FMC was really evident and so she feels quite illogical at times.
Overall, this was a fun and enjoyable read that hit the spot well enough for me. That ending certainly has me impatiently pining for book 2!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2024