Blue Way Too Horny Mug *Preorder*
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Blue Way Too Horny Mug *Preorder*

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Blue Way Too Horny Mug *Preorder*Here it is you nasties, the preorder for the unabashedly horny edition of the cunty mugs! Mugs are available as both the classic blue and the Valentines red with pink hearts. One side will have the words, the other side will have a pretty ribbon surrounded by hearts, and there are a few different potential bottom designs that will be assigned based on my discretion. There will also be a little heart on the inside! Each mug will be approximately 14

Here it is you nasties, the preorder for the unabashedly horny edition of the cunty mugs!

Mugs are available as both the classic blue and the Valentines red with pink hearts. One side will have the words, the other side will have a pretty ribbon surrounded by hearts, and there are a few different potential bottom designs that will be assigned based on my discretion. There will also be a little heart on the inside! Each mug will be approximately 14-16oz.

Pick your phrase and color (this is the blue listing!!!) and then I will get right to work in the cup mines making each piece lovingly and with a sense of humor in my heart.

Please note that there are more phrases than there are example pictures, you will just have to imagine the phrases in the same font style as the examples!

Due to the nature of this being a PREORDER, these mugs DO NOT exist yet. They will likely take a minimum of 4 weeks to produce, but I will make them as fast as I possibly can.

Mugs are made from stoneware clay and fired to cone 6. They are microwave and dishwasher safe, but hand-wash is preferred for longevity.

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