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The NSA Has All Your Selfies Triblend Track Shirt

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The NSA Has All Your Selfies Triblend Track ShirtThe NSA has all your selfies. A tee Dan created for himself while he was embroiled in a federal court case with the NSA and Department of Homeland Security over his 1st amendment rights to make fun of them. We can have a tendency to distance ourselves from the nonsense that the government is doing until it affects us. Maybe when people see you in the grocery store with this baby on they'll begin to rethink how Orwellian things have gotten. If nothing

The NSA has all your selfies. A tee Dan created for himself while he was embroiled in a federal court case with the NSA and Department of Homeland Security over his 1st amendment rights to make fun of them. We can have a tendency to distance ourselves from the nonsense that the government is doing until it affects us. Maybe when people see you in the grocery store with this baby on they'll begin to rethink how Orwellian things have gotten. If nothing else, it'll get a few laughs and a head nod or two.

These tri-blend t-shirts tend to outlive the graphics they're printed on. We go through extra care to ink-drench these tees with the best inks we can get our hands on, but the eventuality is that they mature with awesome fading as time goes on. These tees withstand repeated washings, and thorough beatings, and still remain super comfortable. In fact, they get more comfortable with age. Great as workout shirts. Amazing as everyday wearable liberty billboards. A tri-blend is a sort of investment in yourself. You'll see what we mean.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
  LENGTH WIDTH
S (cm) 71.1 45.7
M (cm) 73.7 50.8
L (cm) 76.2 55.9
XL (cm) 78.7 61
2XL (cm) 81.3 66
3XL (cm) 83.8 71.1
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David Pearl
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Effective & Attractive with Wireless Charging
Color: Blue, Color: Blue
This "valet" organizer, which is the first time I've heard that term for a product like this, is nearly perfect. For me, it checks all of the boxes and in a perfect world, I would have opted for a smaller piece with only three compartments for mobile, wallet, and keys. It's well made and quite attractive, especially the blue (favorite color, so I'm biased). The only feature I'm not a fan of is how the removeable, wireless charging pad was implemented, which sits up on a small lip at a slight incline. However, I'm not complaining one bit as the wireless charging is great, and it's a differentiator that determines the value of the piece. I would have preferred the pad be built into the piece, however the angle of it does make it easy to grab opposed to using your finger(s) to pry it up.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2024
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Devon Edgerton
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great nightstand valet for everyday items.
Color: Black+Green
Nice valet to add to a nightstand. Conveniently spaced sections to hold everyday items. Charging pad works great
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
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Christine
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Power Adapter Not Included
Color: Brown +Wireless
I'm initially impressed with this valet tray. I purchased two for my husband: one for his nightstand and one for his dresser, as he likes to keep things organized. We liked the idea of the wireless charging capabilities, but were a little disappointed to discover that the power adapter (wall plug) is not included with the tray. The tray includes a charging pad and a cord, but no wall plug. We don't have an extra pair in the house, so we'll have to wait until a pack arrives before we can test out the charging capabilities. That aside, the trays are a handsome set. I think 20% larger might serve us a tad better, but this will do very nicely for now. We're able to fit almost everything we need in the tray and that will leave the tables looking much tidier, even if one or two items don't quite make it in.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 20, 2025
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A Kisinger
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great organization and a charger too!
Color: Blue
Pros: charge pad works well to charge not only phones but watches as well,materials are quality and the blue color is very appealing. Fits well on the night stand and has great sized compartments for items to stay organized. Cons: none that I can note
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Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2025
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Alisha French
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
3 year anniversary is leather
Color: Brown +Wireless
I bought this for our third year wedding anniversary, as a gift for my husband. The 3rd year is supposed to be a gift inspired by leather. The tray is very durable and has lots of compartments. My husband uses it on his nightstand to keep things that he has in his pocket when he empties them the end of the night. The wireless charger is very convenient, although he prefers to actually plug in his phone rather than wirelessly charge it. The charger cable itself is surprisingly of great quality. The leather isn’t too bad either. Good gift for the price point.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2025

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