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Description
Retirement Plaque - Design 2For the retiree with sass, style, and zero regrets: Retirement Officially Too Naughty To Work. This cheeky, bold design is made for the woman whos clocked out and is ready to party. Featuring a sassy silhouette with champagne, heels, and a BYE BITCHES speech bubble, its the ultimate retirement statement piece. Perfect for farewell parties, man caves, she sheds, or anywhere she wants to remind the world shes done with work. Each plaque is V carved with
For the retiree with sass, style, and zero regrets: “Retirement – Officially Too Naughty To Work.”
This cheeky, bold design is made for the woman who’s clocked out and is ready to party. Featuring a sassy silhouette with champagne, heels, and a “BYE BITCHES” speech bubble, it’s the ultimate retirement statement piece.
Perfect for farewell parties, man caves, she-sheds, or anywhere she wants to remind the world she’s done with work.
Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.
Choose Your Material:
- Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
- Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look
Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in hot pink and gold? Rose gold and black? We can customise the paint colours to suit her style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Jenny – 2026” under the graphic or adjust the text however you like. Just ask.
Product Details:
- Size: 380mm diameter round
- Design: V-carved circle with bold border text + sassy central graphic
- Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
- Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
- Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree
How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.
Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy