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Description
Operation Midnight Hammer Men’s Oversized TeeA wing of B 2 bombers. 32 hours in the sky. Red Bull, go pills, and a 30,000 pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator riding beneath them like a steel hard on blessed by Boeing and cursed by God. They flew from Middle America to the ass end of Iran. No lights. No chatter. Just the quiet confidence of a well endowed, billion dollar delta wing on the orders of a billionaire commander in chief. No one knows exactly what they hit. Only that it no longer exists.
A wing of B-2 bombers.
32 hours in the sky.
Red Bull, go-pills, and a 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator riding beneath them like a steel hard-on blessed by Boeing and cursed by God.
They flew from Middle America to the ass-end of Iran.
No lights. No chatter. Just the quiet confidence of a well-endowed, billion-dollar delta wing on the orders of a billionaire commander-in-chief.
No one knows exactly what they hit.
Only that it no longer exists.
A select few will know that this shirt is a dick joke. Only the chosen know that everything is a dick joke.
The M308 boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. It's baggy, with a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season. Very soft for a heavy tee.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 ¼ | 34-37 |
| M | 29 ¼ | 38-41 |
| L | 30 ¼ | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 ¼ | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.8 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 74.3 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.8 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 79.4 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 82.6 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 85 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 87 | 147.3-155 |
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