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Warm Human Greeting Cards Large Spinning

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Warm Human Greeting Cards Large SpinningThis tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6 packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called

This tower has the best of everything! It has attitude and soul, a modern voice. It includes: 34 6-packs of sexy, snarky and erotic greeting cards that are modern and fun. 6 each of our 17 styles of matching magnets with fantastic messaging (they are addictive!), 4 each of 5 trinket tray glass plates. 3 of them are are hilariously snarky, and the other 2 convey excellent messages as a gift for yourself or someone else. 4 sexy coffee table books called Passion Without Apology - it is the voice of whole line (sexy, snarky and soulful) the message being "don't apologize for what you love, your appetite, for choosing your own path" it's the voice of everyone who works in this industry. and finally 6 pairs of Red Flag Blinder, put them on and keep making bad life choices and entertaining your friends - hilarious! We ALL have someone we know who should have these!

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1 PLEASE NOTE: The FLOOR DISPLAY comes separately from a 3rd party called ClearDisplays

GREETING CARDS
6 SBGC-88080 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88081 BIG PUSSY ENERGY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88082 KINK SOULMATE CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88083 YOUR HAP PENIS IS MY HAP PENIS CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88084 MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS... CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88085 YOU ARE SO CUTE AND FILTHY CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88086 HOW TO MANIFEST THE HOTTEST SEX OYL MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88089 FORT SHAG CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88090 ROBOTS I HOP YOU DON'T THING IM CREEPY MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88091 ID LIKE TO ORDER AN ORGASM CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88M222 MANIFEST GREETING CARD BDAY MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M225 MANIFEST GREETING CARD SUNSHINE MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M230 MANIFEST GREETING CARD GIRL POWER MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M233 MANIFEST GREETING CARD PEACEFUL AF MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M234 MANIFEST GREETING CARD LOVE SPELL MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88M237 MANIFEST GREETING CARD ORGASM MSRP $6.95
6 SBGC-88039 UNFUCKWITHABLE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88012 LIVE PASSIONATELY GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88014 LOVE LIFE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88018 MANIFEST GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88004 STAY WEIRD GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88020 BE -YOU-TIFUL GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88021 GIRL POWER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88022 YOUVE GOT THIS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88024 CRAZY DIAMOND GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88029 MAGICAL BITCH GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88044 LADY BONER GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88045 WANTON HEART GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88046 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88047 FAVORITE PERSON GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88048 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88049 HURRICANE GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88050 I DIG YOU GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95
6 SBGC-88051 PEACEFUL AF GREETING CARD MSRP $5.95

MAGNETS
6 SBM-68004 STAY WEIRD MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68014 LOVE LIFE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68018 MANIFEST MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68021 GIRL POWER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68022 YOUVE GOT THIS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68024 CRAZY DIAMOND MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68025 YOU ARE ENOUGH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68029 MAGICAL BITCH MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68033 FUCK NICE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68043 UNFUCKWITHABLE MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68049 BECAUSE F THEM MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68052 NOT TODAY SATAN MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68056 PEACEFUL AF MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68057 LADY BONER MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68058 WANTON HEART MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68059 GOOD PERSON BAD THINGS MAGNET MSRP $5.95
6 SBM-68062 BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MAGNET MSRP $5.95

GLASS TRINKET TRAYS
4 SBTT-120001 YOU LOOK LIKE A SNACK TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120002 CONDOMS GO HERE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-120003 IF I LICK IT ITS MINE TRINKET TRAY MSRP $13.95
4 SBTT-130010 BEYOUTIFUL TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95
4 SBTT-130011 STAY WEIRD TRINKET TRAY MSRP $14.95

NOVELTY
6 SBRF-22001 RED FLAG BLINDERS MSRP $14.95

BOOK
4 SB-1000 PASSION WITHOUT APOLOGY BOOK MSRP $24.95

DISPLAY PARTS
22 SHELVES Shelves for cards and plates N/A
18 2" Hooks 2" Hooks for magnets and glasses N/A

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Faifre6
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Very detailed! Beautiful world building! Strong Heroine!
Format: Kindle
Starts off a little slow and confusing with different POV’s, but starts to all come together towards the middle to make an elaborate plot line and makes it all worth it. Beautiful world building and attention to detail as well as great writing. The cliffhanger was gut wrenching! Can’t wait for the next book!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2020
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Isabelle
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Interesting
Format: Kindle
This was a very captivating book once you got into it thoroughly. But the third person perspective was a bit hard to get used to. But as you got into it and followed the different characters, it was interesting and filled with intrigue, conflict and forbidden love. I can’t wait to read the next one and to complete the series.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2022
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evelynn kate
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
AMAZING debut novel!!!
Format: Kindle
Plot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spice 🌶️🌶️.5 Romance 💘💘💘 Vibes ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Dual 1st person POV - Ara (26) & Rogue (39 - but looks mid-20s: they can live hundreds of years so this isn't that large of a gap as it could've been which I heavily appreciate lol) Tropes: enemies to lovers, fae/human wars (deep hatred for each other), shifters (dragons- MMC can only partial shift with wings), one horse, one bed, touch her and d!e, found family, abduction turned to freedom The Last Storm is the debut novel from JD Linton and let me tell you, you guys NEED to read this. The plot was engaging and the editing was was amazing (especially for a debut novel). Our FMC, Ara, is stuck in her gilded cage longing for a life outside of her small town. She uses her books to escape and live vicariously through the pages (honestly, relatable). After her father announces her betrothal to her childhood friend (to whom she has no romantic feelings for), Ara tumbles unknowingly into a desperate plot trying to stop the humans from slaughtering the Fae. As one can expect from an enemies to lovers / kidnapper/captive romance, Ara fights her attraction and lust towards our MMC, Rogue (the King of the Fae), for as long as she can. Upon seeing Ara for the first time, Rogue is instantly aware that she is his fated mate (not a spoiler). Since she is the General's only daughter, he plans to abduct her and use her as leverage to stop the brutality. During Ara's time in Rogue's captivity, their banter and chemistry continue to rise until they finally boil over and come together (quite literally, and many times I may add 😉). Here's what I LOVED: - Rogue continuously seeks advice from his elders and deeply respects their opinions and life experience and tries to implement their recommendations - Rogue makes many mistakes in the beginning but we see him actively work on not repeating them as the book progresses. The level of self-awareness and his ability to change his behavior was impressive - The magic system is intricate and we have only scraped the surface. As the series continues and Ara progresses in her powers, I'm sure we'll get to see more of this. I absolutely LOVE the messaging system that is used in this book. - Ara's struggles are so human and so raw. She is experiencing so much guilt and pain and hurt and getting to see her work through each of these emotions is inspiring. Especially as her and Rogue get closer and she learns she can lean on him as well, that she is not alone. - While this is the start of a series, there is NO cliffhanger! There's a bit of a teaser of something major that is going to happen at the start of the next book, but it's not a cliffhanger in the sense that we aren't sure if someone is going to live or d!e or if they'll be separated. For that, I am very thankful! This book was so much fun that I will definitely be returning to book 2, even if it takes several months (or longer since this is an debut author) to publish! - Lastly, the cover is GORGEOUS! And I love the title! I'll copy a few of my favorite quotes below so you can have a little taste of the author's writing and the world she's cultivated. 😊 Top Highlights from The Last Storm On days like this, when my heart was heavy and my mind clouded, I resorted to books— to escape, to forget, to find freedom where I had none. If I were to marry him, my face would always be turned to the window, searching for more, and if not that, I would be a shell of the person I am now. I stepped back to admire her, thr0bbing at the sight. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. To ever exist. Nothing, no one, had ever deserved to be worshiped more. All men should be made to kneel before her. But she would have to settle for me. The taste of her met my t0ngue as my scent merged with hers, forever branding her. Mine. I l!cked the wound. Hers. Completely and utterly hers. I didn’t claim her in ownership. I claimed her as my one. Devoted myself to one. With that mark, my body and soul were bound to her. I would never be with anyone else, emotionally or physically. It would be her or no one, until my last breath. “Scream my name. Let everyone know who I belong to.” I had never really cared about the weather before, but now, clear skies meant everything to me, and I was grateful to see another calm morning. “There will never be another woman for me.” He paused. “Ever.” I stilled at his words. “What… Why?” “This”— his thumb slid down across the mark—“ is a symbol of… surrender. I know you believe that it was my claim upon you, but it wasn’t. It never was. I bound my body and soul to you, little storm.” “I also know that it is more than this tiny, insignificant mark on your skin that binds me to you. It’s you. All of you. Your strength and resilience. Your determination to endure no matter what fate throws at you. Your love for love and stories and hope. You are entirely the opposite of everything that I am and I would gladly wear your shackles if it meant I could have you.” My mate. Mine. And then everything shifted and I understood. I understood everything. The surrender. The deep, soul-craving longing. Bound. I was bound to him. Body and soul. Entirely his. “I would’ve waited forever,” he whispered back, understanding. Seriously, everyone.. add this to your TBR!!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2022
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Ashlee
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 4
A Decent Fae Romance
Format: Kindle
** 3.5 Stars rounded up to 4 ** First off I want to say that I found the author, J. D. Linton, on TikTok right before the release of the sequel. I bought the first 2 books to support her release, so congrats to her for the release of the sequel! Overall, I liked the story & plot, I liked the characters, and I liked the spice. The downfalls: not enough development between the characters for the romance, and it leaned a little heavy into the tropes. A lot of stuff is told to you, which could have been used as devices to drive the plot and emotions of the characters. 🛑🛑 Mild Spoilers ahead, I tried to hide the obvious ones 🛑🛑 This is very obviously a fated mates, which is a trope I usually really enjoy. But I wish the relationship between Ara & Rogue had much more development before it's realized that they're mates, instead of Rogue knowing almost immediately and using it for nefarious purposes (at least in the beginning before they get to know each other). By revealing this within the first quarter of the book, I feel like it leaves less room for them to fall for each other organically (albeit with help from the mating bond) and they love each other because of the mating bond. I was disappointed as soon as Rogue know (literally only 5% in) and I literally made a note: "As much as II love a good mating trope, I wish we had to work for it a little more. Where's the fun in just telling us?" I believe that by holding out and feeding the reader snippets of a potential bond, it would've been more rewarding as a reader. I also wish there was more world building - we are told of a war between human & fae but don't get to really experience any of it. Ara is sheltered in her human home, then sheltered in Rogue's castle. There's bits and pieces about what the war has done on either side - but we're more told of the aftermath and don't really experience any of it. Ara's father is supposed to be the king's #1 general - yet he is at home with his family & with Ara for the first couple chapters. Her, her family, nor her village seem to be affected by the 10 year war going on on their borders. I wish there was a little more setup to make this conflict - an actual war - feel more than a skirmish between fighting territories. Linton could also be a little repetitive - with the biggest culprit being when Ara is upset she "brings [her] knees to [her] chest]" and either sits like that or cries. Every time she is upset this phrase is mentioned. I would get it if this was her crutch, or how she copes with grief and stress, but that should be explained why she does it so often or it becomes repetitive. I started to get annoyed with how often she would sit like this solely because it happens every couple chapters. However, I did really like the spice. I love an enemies to lovers trope, especially when it results in spicy scenes. The spicy scenes weren't anything new, but they were fun. Wish there were more but that could also just be me - there is no such thing as too much spice 😂 Would I read again? Probably not, I'm super picky with rereads. Although I did genuinely enjoy my first read through! Will I continue the series? Probably, at least for the sequel. As for #3, kind of depends on where I am with my TBR once that is released All in all an enjoyable, fast paced read
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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2024
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Ashton Taylor
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 3
I love indie authors
Format: Kindle
Let me preface this by saying—writing a book is HARD! Coming up with characters so real that they take on a life of their own, building an entire world, the political/magic system. Designing all of this is no easy feat. That being said. This book had so. Much. Potential. I was so excited to read this book, and I plan to finish it for the sake of finishing it. But. At this point, I would have set I’d aside as a DNF. The book could have benefited from some form of a developmental editor, or an in depth beta reader. I will say this. Within 5 chapters, there are so many… phrases that I’ve highlight that I’ve latched onto. Phrases about books and storms that were written BEAUTIFULLY! So, bravo Linton for hitting the nail on the head as to why readers disappear like they do! However, 5 chapters in and I can already guess where a majority of the story is going. But that’s also because I read like a mad-woman and have read this particular type of story, many different ways. Enemies to lovers where the FMC isn’t who she thinks she is. I am all about supporting indie authors. BUT. I also feel like criticism should be constructive, and not degrading. So if I could give this book a 4 1/2, strictly because I know the work the author put into this, I would. So if you’re looking for an easy read with characters that aren’t hard to follow, look no further! They are easy to love and easy to care for. One of the biggest issues they lacked, to me, was depth and plausible reactions to their situations. JD, you have done BEAUTIFULLY writing this book. I applaud and will continue to buy your books in the future. My BIGGEST recommendation is to definitely hire some form of an editor for any upcoming books. Or in turn, I will be happy to beta read for you. Should my opinion change of the book by the time I finish, I will happily get on here and say I was wrong, delete this review and post a different one. Until then…
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Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2022

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