The Tragedy of Bodhi and Utah

The Tragedy of Bodhi and UtahHas this ever happened to you? Youre reading Romeo and Juliet but you keep getting frustrated because theres no bank heists and barely any surfing. Youre halfway through watching Point Break on your laptop when you slam it shut, shouting this doesnt even rhyme! Youre trying to hold a copy of a Shakespeare play and your Point Break DVD in the same hand so you can pick up a cup of coffee with your other hand but they dont fit together and they slip out

Has this ever happened to you?
YouÕre reading Romeo and Juliet but you keep getting frustrated because thereÕs no bank heists and barely any surfing.
YouÕre halfway through watching Point Break on your laptop when you slam it shut, shouting Òthis doesnÕt even rhyme!Ó
YouÕre trying to hold a copy of a Shakespeare play and your Point Break DVD in the same hand so you can pick up a cup of coffee with your other hand but they donÕt fit together and they slip out of your hand so you try to catch them with your other hand but that spills coffee all over your white t-shirt and the play and the DVD and the cup hit your toe and you cry out in pain but then you glance at the title of the play and itÕs Much Ado About Nothing which just adds insult to injury so you throw your head to the heavens and scream Òthere has to be a better way!Ó
Well now there is.
Point Break and Shakespeare, together at last.