Maintained Analgesia Ceramic Coaster
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Maintained Analgesia Ceramic Coaster

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Maintained Analgesia Ceramic CoasterThe Aardvark Dreams Interdimensional Singles Club is drawn from a cultural exchange with an alternative science obsessed universe. These are a suspiciously familiar run of late 1970s and early 1980s pop transmissions obtained during the 1982 exchange. Aardvark Dreams has preserved five of their biggest hits as ceramic coasters. Transmission: Maintained Analgesia (Within Acceptable Parameters) by The Anderson Council, Phase Space Records. A slow burn

The Aardvark Dreams Interdimensional Singles Club is drawn from a cultural exchange with an alternative science-obsessed universe. These are a suspiciously familiar run of late-1970s and early-1980s pop transmissions obtained during the 1982 exchange. Aardvark Dreams has preserved five of their biggest hits as ceramic coasters.

Transmission: Maintained Analgesia (Within Acceptable Parameters) by The Anderson Council, Phase Space Records.

A slow-burn classic from the clinical side of the archive: transcendence logged, bounded, and periodically reassessed by committee.

The recovered 45 rpm art became a ceramic coaster: compact alternate-universe music history for a drink table in need of more science, more fake discography, and fewer ordinary small-talk props.

Product notes
- Ceramic coaster with the printed 45 rpm-style record-label art shown here
- Intended for desks, coffee tables, lab-adjacent beverage stations, and other small cultural exchange sites
- Made to order; final color and placement may vary slightly from the mockup
- Non-slip cork backing
- Check the visible product options for size and shape before ordering

Care
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Avoid abrasive cleaners on the printed surface

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Good for the price but not as roomy as a North Face.
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