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Decrotchery 11: Cummings Vs. ZanderCAST: Cody Cummings, Jobe Zander (Brad Boyer) DIRECTOR: Jobe Zander RELEASE DATE: 11 25 2015 Cody Cummings runs through a physical warm up in anticipation of an upcoming battle. Challenge yourself to took at anything on screen apart from his bouncing balls encased in bright yellow speedos. With every jump, leap, dip, and lunge, that glorious yellow clad package screams for attention. It doesn't hurt that Cummings is the full package himself, olive
CAST: Cody Cummings, Jobe Zander (Brad Boyer)
DIRECTOR: Jobe Zander
RELEASE DATE: 11/25/2015
Cody Cummings runs through a physical warm-up in anticipation of an upcoming battle. Challenge yourself to took at anything on screen apart from his bouncing balls encased in bright yellow speedos. With every jump, leap, dip, and lunge, that glorious yellow-clad package screams for attention. It doesn't hurt that Cummings is the full package himself, olive-skinned, dark haired, with a chin like a superhero, every inch of his well-muscled frame glows with health and masculinity, who wouldn't want to watch him get tangled up with a fierce competitor? Enter Jobe Zander, sporting a sexy new look with short hair that emphasisez a handsome face and impish grin. That epic and infamous package is on full display in a pair of blue speedos that push his every asset front and center. Each step invites the viewers to zoom in on that incredible package. Is it possible this veteran of the wrestling ring is looking even more well-defined than ever before? Displaying no nerves at all, Zander crouches down like a football player about to charge, taking the full impact of Cummings' lock up. There is no dainty dancing around here. These guys go for it immediately with aggressive holds that cause them both to grunt and gasp. Headlocks, sleepers, arms wrenched behind backs, and even an occasional catty open handed slap places Zander in top position from the get go. Soon Zander has his arms wrapped completely around Cummings' torso, squeezing so hard it's a wonder he doesn't pass out. Just when you think Zander's strength must be failing, he goes on to lift the yellow-clad stud off the floor several times, displaying his incredible strength. But Cummings isn't finished yet. \"See what a gentleman I am,\" Zander laughs. \"Giving you a chance to get up.\" Cummings attacks, Zander returns the favor with a backbreaker handgag combination. \"Not painful enough?\" Zander asks, before helping himself to a handful of Cummings' package, relishing each twist, squeeze, and pull. After all, this is our crotch abuse series! And with crotches like these, who could resist the urge to wrap fingers around balls and wait to feel the pain go trembling through your opponent's muscular body? The action is rough, mean, nasty. Zander clamps his thighs around Cummings head, shoving his handsome face right into his balls. \"That's the smell of victory you're smelling,\" Zander laughs, while flexing triumphantly. Now the sweat begins to appear, coating each muscular frame with a gloss that only makes the muscles stand out more beautifully in the expert lighting. Kicks to the balls from bare, masculine feet, violent wedgies, Boston crabs that invite only more crotch abuse, and a pair of fighters who go completely balls to the walls in what is sure to be the best addition to our DeCROTCHery series! And the moral of the story, as Zander so eloquently puts it \"Cheap shots come in all forms.\"
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★★★★★ 5
Great Shoe
Size: 7, Color: Rosette
True to size. I wear a 7 in regular Hey Dude's and these platform ship ons are a 7 and git like a glove. Super comfy. Pink suede color is gorgeous! Great Purchase!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
NICE QUALITY
super comfortable and looks just like the picture. I usually wear 8 1/2, but since Hey Dudes don't have 1/2 sizes I purchased an 8, they fit perfect and still feel a little roomy.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Too cute!!! Comfortable too!
Size: 7, Color: Rosette, Size: 7, Color: Rosette
I was so worried about the platform on this shoes, but let me tell you, I love them, so comfortable and this pink color is too cute! Easy to find shirts to match! The price was well worth it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Quality and balance
Color: Grey, Color: Grey
If you are reading this review and looking at this watch, you are most likely someone that appreciates mechanical movements and the rich history behind them and the brands that are known for making quality watches which have a beautiful balance between a timepiece and a piece of jewelry. For me, I have multiple sport watches with many complications and some that cost as much or even more than this Tissot Le Locle but anyone that wears a watch and appreciates the heritage of a mechanical movement must own this watch. The jewelry part of this watch is amazing, not loud, just a refined look making a statement that this is not something cheap. The picture does not do it justice. The dial has an amazing "personality" where under low lighting it looks silver and under normal lighting soft white making a beautiful contrast between the black hands and black roman numerals only to surprise you again when you change the viewing angle and the black numerals change to silver. The black hands will give you no trouble reading the time at a glance and 39mm will prove to be the perfect size for any wrist.
The movement is high quality as expected to be in a Tissot and will be working for many years to come so you can pass this watch down to another generation. As a matter of fact, last year my mother who is 78 found the Tissot watch she had in her youth that was in a box with old family watches and she had not worn for decades. She gave the crown a few spins and the watch came back to life keeping accurate time. This is what you can expect from a Tissot movement.
So if you are buying this for your self, you are in the right place, if you are buying it for someone else, make sure they can appreciate what this is otherwise you are better off spending your money elsewhere.
You should also consider getting quality quick release black and brown leather straps with a classic buckle to make this watch suitable for any attire.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
An Exciting and Beautiful Watch
Color: Grey
Update 2-11-18 More time has passed and my satisfaction with the watch continues to grow; it is gratifying to me to simply look at the watch on my arm, I am so pleased with its appearance and operation that it is a joy to wear and to watch its competent functioning. It is keeping excellent time and shows a loss of only a few seconds each day; it is truly a fine watch.
Update 2-3-18 I have researched the watch and discovered some interesting questions about locating the serial number. In checking the literature sent with the watch I noticed the small tag attached to the watch identified the serial number as a series of nine letters which are repeated on the case of the watch. I also looked up the barcode and the first three numbers indicated Switzerland to be the country of origin and accurately identified this watch specifically. I"m satisfied this is an authentic watch from Tissot.
I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but to me this is an elegant and beautiful watch and the nicest I have ever owned; it was delivered this afternoon and impressed me greatly right out of the box. I have reset the time and date and it seems to be operating perfectly. I had felt some concern for its authenticity but after seeing the watch and its packaging my concerns have all disappeared; to me it looks and feels like the excellent quality I would expect from Tissot..
Sadly the Certificate of Authenticity had been removed by the seller and on contacting them I was told they reserved the right to do that if they wanted to. I see in at least one other case shown under comments the seller left the document for the buyer. The watch itself strongly indicates the authenticity I had hoped for from the Tissot brand so I'm not all that troubled by the seller's decision.
The user manual is tiny and limited in information; a better copy is available online as a PDF file; I've downloaded the file and suggest you might want to consider that option as well.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2018
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