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MB #17 - TALL DARK STRANGLERSWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "Constricted vocals; creepy stage presence; Tall Dark Stranglers were a hard act to swallow. They squeezed out 1983's Bad News Good Noose before singer, Eddie Garrote, lost his confidence and metaphorically choked to death on
WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Constricted vocals; creepy stage presence; Tall Dark Stranglers were a hard act to swallow. They squeezed out 1983's Bad News Good Noose before singer, Eddie Garrote, lost his confidence and metaphorically choked to death on stage."
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**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
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